History repeats... January 2026 – bought $RIVER at ~10-11, sold at ~15+, felt like the Wolf of Wall Street. (Although friends told me to sell while I still can at 55-60. But I'm used to sitting and holding on until the last minute... 🤷 but why?)
Now the price is back at ~12, pumped +25-30% in a day, the charts are screaming 'bounce time'.
Me: Okay, second chance, I'll take a little... Brain: Bro, you know how this will end – back to zero and drinking by the "candles". Will I fall for it or not? DYOR, but my inner voice is already screaming, "Don't, you...! 😂 But who's going to listen to him?🐅🐾🥃 I'm on the highway to hell... AC/DC #RİVER #AltSeasonComing #CryptoMemes
HBAR Slips Below $0.09 as Bearish Structure Targets $0.07
Hedera token HBAR continues to trade under pressure after losing the $0.09 level, a zone that previously acted as strong high-timeframe support. Price now holds below that mark, confirming a structural shift that favors sellers in the short term. Consequently, traders monitor downside levels more closely as the market adjusts to the breakdown.
#The failed hold above $0.09 marks a clear change in character. Buyers defended that region in prior sessions, however recent price action shows rejection on retests. This shift has turned former support into firm resistance.
Support Flip Signals Market Control Shift Market structure now reflects a bearish framework on lower timeframes. Price attempts to rebound, yet momentum remains weak and fails to produce higher highs. Instead, HBAR forms a lower high beneath $0.09, reinforcing the view that sellers maintain control. Besides that, traders who entered near previous support may now look to exit positions on rallies. That behavior often strengthens resistance zones. Hence, acceptance below $0.09 keeps the corrective bias intact.
Volume Profile Highlights Fragile Base The point of control stands out as a critical level within the current range. This zone represents the highest traded volume area and often acts as equilibrium. Additionally, holding above it can stabilize price during consolidation phases.
If HBAR loses this level decisively, the market may move into a thin volume region. Thin zones typically allow faster price movement because fewer historical transactions sit below. As a result, downside acceleration toward lower value areas becomes more likely.
$0.07 Emerges as Next Key Demand Zone With resistance overhead and volume support under pressure, traders increasingly focus on the $0.07 region. That level aligns with high-timeframe demand within the broader range. Moreover, it represents the next area where buyers previously stepped in with strength.
Current intraday structure supports this outlook. Price continues to rotate lower within a corrective channel while momentum indicators weaken. Unless HBAR reclaims $0.09 with sustained strength, technical conditions favor continued downside movement toward $0.07 in the near term. {spot}(MIRAUSDT)
THE JANE STREET + VITALIK ACCESSIBILITY PROGRAM: COORDINATED CHAOS EDITION 👑🧦🤝💥
Everyone was screaming: 'BTC gets wrecked every damn morning at 10 AM — who's the puppet master?' 'ETH bleeding out, Vitalik dumping like it's hot garbage!' Then boom — Jane Street slapped with a massive Terraform insider trading lawsuit (helped crash $40B Terra in '22), and suddenly... the legendary 10 AM BTC dump? Gone. Vanished. BTC cozy hugging $67k today after ripping higher instead of the usual slap-down, best day in weeks 😂 Vitalik? Already dumped >17k ETH this month (~$35–$38M), smashed his 16k target, wallets down from 241k to ~224k ETH. ETH tenderly hugging $2,050–$2,053 after a brutal -37% monthly drop... but +9–10% pump today? Coincidence much? Officially 'privacy projects & austerity,' but come on — viral holey sock pics from ETH Chiang Mai (billionaire with $700M+ net worth rocking a sock hole on stage like it's fashion) + memes about 'dumping for new socks or a non-fast-food date upgrade'? Accessibility 5000%: even the founder can afford unbroken socks now 🤣 But hold up... why the hack is this happening at the exact same time? Jane Street flips the switch off on BTC dumps right after the lawsuit hits headlines.Vitalik accelerates ETH burns right when the market needs fear & liquidity.Result? Retail gets 'accessible' dips, whales accumulate quietly, market rebounds like nothing happened. Is this pure coincidence? Or the ultimate coordinated play? TradFi giant (Jane Street) gets scared by regulators → stops obvious manipulation.ETH founder (Vitalik) funds 'good causes' while creating sell pressure → ETH cheaper for L2/privacy builders (or his own buys later?).Both create fear, force retail panic sells, then... pump on thin volume. Food for thought: Who's really winning here? The 'people' getting cheap BTC/ETH? Or the elites engineering the perfect dip-buy window while dodging lawsuits & funding their next moves?This isn't random bear market noise — this smells like orchestrated accessibility for the masses... at the expense of retail bags. The Overvalued elites? Nah, the only real utility is conspiracy-level timing + viral sock memes distracting from the big picture. It's no longer 'To the Moon' — it's 'To the Coordinated Floor... accumulate, then pump when retail least expects.Most manipulators hide, these ones flex lawsuits & holey socks while the market dances to their tune. Jane Street: 'Baseless allegations' (sure, Jan). Vitalik: 'small matters don’t interest him' (except dumping millions in ETH apparently). Friends, THIS is the real Crypto Conspiracy playbook: ✅ Jane Street kills 10 AM BTC slaps (lawsuit pressure = perfect excuse) ✅ Vitalik dumps ETH for 'privacy'... or sock upgrades/cheap diner glow-up? 🧦🍔 ✅ Perfectly timed fear → dip → rebound gift for whoever's positioned ✅ Makes crypto 'accessible' (read: cheaper for smart money) ✅ Leaves retail wondering: accident... or master plan? Trump who? Jane & Vitalik are the ones engineering holes, dips & accessibility for the people now 😂 Is your portfolio thanking them yet? Or still crying in pillow asking 'why the hack now?' As allways: Holding y'all tightly, lifting lightly and kissing tenderly... Yours eternally,老虎🐯🫡🐾 #JaneStreet10AMDump #VitalikSells #Ethereum #bitcoin