🤣 2️⃣ The Smart Alarm Clock My alarm clock and I had a serious talk ⏰😤 It said, “You need to wake up early and chase your dreams!” 🌅✨ I said, “Why chase them? They come to me every night for free.” 😴💭 Alarm clock stopped arguing after that. 😎🔕😂
😜 3️⃣ The Diet Plan I started a new diet plan 🥗🔥 Day 1: Removed junk food from my house 🏠🚫🍕 Day 2: Visited junk food at its house 🍔🏃♂️ We don’t break friendships like that. 🤝😂🍟
Why did the crypto investor start going to the gym?.
Because he heard he needed strong hands to deal with the heavy bags he was carrying! He tried to lift some weights, but he just ended up waiting for them to "moon" instead. 🏋️♂️🚀