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I know Majority is bearish On #ETH Just Like #BTC However Its just consolidating the Top Of Monthly OB+ and Bottom of Monthly FVG and Moreover in the 0.5 - 0.618 Bracket of FIB.
Imagine ETH bounces hard from here and keep Majority Sit either on Sidelines or Trap Shorts which may happen.
By the way $XRP does not need the Clarity Act to pass in and of itself. The #SEC lawsuit against Ripple resolved in 2025, with the court ruling #XRP is not a security in secondary market sales, and both parties dropped appeals. This already delivered the core regulatory clarity that plagued XRP for years, unlocking spot #ETFs (with billions in inflows) and institutional pathways that many altcoins still lack entirely.
Back in 2021, someone offered $4M (1100 $ETH ) for a single Mutant Serum #nft โ the magic potion that turned your Bored Ape into a Mutant Ape ๐งช๐ฆ
๐ฅ Apply the serum, burn it, get a Mutant Ape. Now itโs part of the legendary MAYC collection.
2025 mood: imagining paying millions for digital monkey juice? Yeahโฆ good luck with that ๐ #BTCVSGOLD @WISE PUMPS
Scientists spotted an orange shark off the coast of Costa Rica for the first time ever. #crypto Twitter didnโt even hesitate ๐
๐ Orange = #bitcoin ๐ Shark = big money ๐ Conclusion: not ignore this #signal
No #ETFs , no on-chain metrics โ just a cosmic message straight from the ocean. Even nature is hinting that $BTC is still the alpha predator ๐โก๏ธ๐ฆ
๐ฐ Professional Gambler of the Year unlocked ๐
A #Polymarket user named simonbanza casually made $1.9M in just 2 weeks โ and no, this isnโt insider tradingโฆ just pure, high-level degeneracy ๐
Bitcoiners are gifting satoshis for Christmas ๐
While everyone else is wrapping socks and candles, $BTC maxis are sending sats straight to wallets. No ribbons, no boxes โ just pure sound money ๐ฒ
An analyst took a deep dive into #Polymarket stats โ and spoiler alert: it looks exactly like a casino ๐
๐ Hereโs the โfunโ breakdown:
โช๏ธ 70% of 1.73M users are #trading at a loss โช๏ธ Only ~25% made any profit (mostly under $1,000) โช๏ธ 1.1M users lost up to $1k โช๏ธ 140 legends managed to lose over $1M each โช๏ธ And the cherry on top ๐ โ 0.0385% of wallets captured 70% of all profits ($3.7B)
๐ฒ Conclusion: In #crypto , thereโs always a new way to donate your deposit. Yesterday it was shitcoins. Today itโs prediction markets ๐ฎ
When scammers do the detectiveโs job for free ๐
๐จ๐ฆ A Canadian scammer nicknamed Haby managed to steal over $2M by pretending to be #coinbase support โ and then spent the next year carefully doxxing himself.
๐ธ He flexed stolen funds with screenshots, posted wallet balances, linked them to his Telegram and Instagram, and basically left breadcrumbs everywhere.
๐ Onchain trail did the rest: swapping stolen $XRP to $BTC exposed a specific Bitcoin address. The cherry on top? Haby himself posted a screenshot of that wallet with $237k, perfectly matching the onchain data.
๐ Final boss of bad opsec: selfies, stories, fancy usernames, a video call with a victim showing his email + #Telegram , and enough location clues to narrow it down to Abbotsford, Canada.
You can scam usersโฆ but if you scam your own anonymity, #zachxbt doesnโt even need coffee โ๏ธ
XRP Makes History With First-of-Its-Kind U.S. Regulated Listing #xrp secures first-ever #CFTC -regulated U.S. spot listing, marking a historic milestone for #crypto .
XRP Enters a New Regulatory Era With Historic CFTC-Regulated U.S. Spot Listing Market analyst Diana highlights a historic milestone for XRP after Bitnomial launched the first-everCommodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC)-regulated U.S. spot crypto exchange, making $XRP fully tradable under federal oversight across spot, futures, perpetuals, and options, a groundbreaking first for the American crypto market. Buy and Trade $XRP here #USJobsData @WISE PUMPS
XRP Makes History With First-of-Its-Kind U.S. Regulated Listing XRP secures first-ever CFTC-regulated U.S. spot listing, marking a historic milestone for #crypto XRP Enters a New Regulatory Era With Historic CFTC-Regulated U.S. Spot #Listing Market analyst Diana highlights a historic milestone for #xrp after Bitnomial launched the first-everCommodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC)-regulated U.S. spot crypto exchange, making $XRP fully tradable under federal oversight across spot, futures, perpetuals, and options, a groundbreaking first for the American crypto market. Buy and Trade $XRP here #USJobsData @WISE PUMPS
In #Ripple โs $500 MILLION deal, investors protected themselves with guaranteed profit terms, showing #WallStreet is cautious as Rippleโs $40 BILLION value mainly comes from its $XRP holdings. #TrumpTariffs @WISE PUMPS