Happy Valentine's Day 🥹 Valentine's Day 2021: single Valentine's Day 2022: single Valentine's Day 2023: single Valentine's Day 2024: single Valentine's Day 2025: single Valentine's Day 2026: single consistency is the key. & $BTC at $69,000
After an 8-year {BAN} 2018: The bank calls crypto a SCAM 2019: Tells customers to stay away2021: Double down on the internal ban2026: Launches crypto ETPs
↳ No hardware wallets required. ↳ No private keys to manage. ↳ Total convenience for the masses. …has now made a complete strategic shift.
Can now gain exposure to $BTC & $ETH Through Exchange-Traded Products (ETPs)
According to Kerstin Lysholm (Head at Danske Bank) Customer demand has increasedRegulation has improvedThe market has maturedMiCA regulation↳ (Markets in Crypto-Assets Regulation)
THE BIGGER PICTURE • Denmark had ~70,605 crypto owners ↳ (~1.2% of the population) • Ranked 84th globally in adoption ↳ (Chainalysis 2025 report)
2010: Hal Finney is Satoshi 2012: Nick Szabo is Satoshi 2014: Dorian Nakamoto is Satoshi 2016: Craig Wright is Satoshi 2018: Adam Back is Satoshi 2020: Jack Dorsey is Satoshi 2022: Elon Musk is Satoshi 2024: Peter Todd is Satoshi 2026: Epstein is Satoshi The real question is, who is the next one? 😂
How this ACTUALLY works • Has no real utility • Copy-paste smart contracts • Huge supply (1 trillion+ tokens) • Low initial liquidity • Telegram Messenger + X + Discord hype • FOMO kicks in • Exists to pump & dump price • Early insiders win, late buyers lose • 90–99% can go to zero • Buzzwords used ↳ Next 100x ↳ AI + Web3 (popular trap)
MAJOR red flags 🚩 • No real utility (or fake utility) • Total supply is insanely high • Dev wallet holds >20 to 30% • Hype > Product ↳ Marketing first & partnerships • Liquidity is not locked ↳ This is HUGE. ↳ Devs can rug pull instantly
How to stay SAFE in crypto • Never invest what you can’t lose • Separate wallets • Avoid FOMO entries • Take profits aggressively • Assume everyone is lying ↳ funny but works ;)