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Washington, D.C. — THE UNTHINKABLE JUST HAPPENED 😱💥
U.S. federal prosecutors have LAUNCHED a criminal probe into Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell — a historic first in modern central banking history! 🇺🇸⚖️🪖
This isn’t drama...
This is a DIRECT ASSAULT on the world’s most powerful money printer! 💣
📊 MARKETS GOING WILD RIGHT NOW
Polymarket: Powell exit odds SURGING to 12% 📈
Kalshi: Exit probability SPIKING to 19% ⚡
Traders pricing in the impossible: A Fed without Powell 😳📉
🧨 WHY THIS IS MASSIVE
The Fed is supposed to be INDEPENDENT — untouchable from politics.
Now? A criminal investigation screams:
🔹 Rate decisions = POLITICAL TARGETS
🔹 Monetary policy just got WEAPONIZED ⚔️
🔹 Fed credibility? CRACKING under pressure 🔥
🌍 GLOBAL SHOCKWAVES
Dollar stability? Shaky.
Bond confidence? Trembling.
Stocks + Crypto? Volatility loading... BIG TIME 📉🚀
Every central bank on Earth is watching 👀
⏳ WHAT’S NEXT?
✔️ Probe active — NO charges yet
✔️ Powell’s term ends May 2026 — TIMING IS EXPLOSIVE
✔️ Political heat rising by the HOUR ⏰
History in real time, folks.
Stay alert. Stay hedged. Stay WOKE. 😤💰
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moon incoming? 🌙"), hit me!
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