#Funny
šš¤£ When You HODL So Longā¦ Even Your Wallet Forgets the Password! š¤Æšø
Crypto life be like:
You buy the dipā¦
It dips againā¦
You buy that dipā¦
And now you're living inside a chart pattern called "Despair Wedge"! šš
Every time Bitcoin pumps:
Your heart: š
Your mind: āSell?ā š¤
Your hand: Still HODLing like itās 2013! š§ ā
Even your mom's like:
"Beta, this Binance thing ā can it buy me a new saree yet?"
You: "Soon, Ama. Very soon. Just one more ATH." šš
And let's not even talk about gas feesā¦
"Transaction failed but gas fee deducted"
Me: š§āāļø
Bank account: š«„
Ethereum: āThanks for the lunch.ā š±ā½ļø
But hey, this is the crypto jungle ā
We laugh through red candles š“
We meme through sideways trends š
And we celebrate green days like national holidays! š¢š
So to all my fellow degens and diamond hands out thereā¦
Keep smiling, keep stacking, and never check your portfolio before coffee āšš²
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