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1️⃣ If I Started With $100 Today
“40% BTC
30% ETH
20% SOL
10% Meme coin (optional)
Simple. Safe. Smart.”

2️⃣ Bullrun Mistake
“Chasing pumps = losses.
Accumulating = no stress.”

3️⃣ Meme
“Crypto: Where 1 week feels like 1 year.”

#Invest100 #BeginnerPortfolio #CryptoStart

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$BTC $ETH

One image summed up my entire portfolio… and it’s absolutely insane 🤣📉📈

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💰$ETH got me feeling like this... 💩
Millionaire dreams, but the chart said nah fam 😅📉


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When $20 feels like a burden… but $2,000 on memecoins? No hesitation 😂📉📈

This must be how ancient kingdoms collapsed.
#RelatableCrypto $ETH $PEPE

“Also my portfolio when I see headlines about ‘$200K by end of 2025’:

Meanwhile, me: “There’s a 60% chance of Bitcoin hitting $115,000 this month” but also a 100% chance I’ll panic sell at the first 3% dip 😅

#CryptoLife #bitcoin #HODL #ToTheMoon🌕✨ #RelatableCrypto

"Everyone shouting 'BUY THE DIP!'
Me: checks wallet. 😩
#Crypto_Jobs🎯 #bearmarket #RelatableCrypto

Crypto taught me 3 things:

1️⃣ Never trust the green candle too early
2️⃣ Never open Binance before breakfast
3️⃣ And never tell your family you’re in profit… they’ll ask for a “loan” instantly 😭💸

What did crypto teach you so far? 👇
(Serious or funny — let’s hear it 👇)


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Who is related to this😭
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$DOGE

😅 Funny but true fact:
“In crypto trading, 1 minute feels like 1 hour…
and 1 red candle feels like the end of the world! 📉🔥”

👉 But the moment it turns green, we all become long-term investors again! 🚀😂

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$MTL • $PENGU • $XPL

😂 “Me watching green candles after I already closed the chart…”
Metal, hype, and micro-caps waking up today.
#PENGU #XPL #TraderMeme #RelatableCrypto #ChartHumor