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$DYDX and the Exchange Diet Plan
DYDX was living the high life, fueled by endless trading volume on its home turf—the dYdX exchange. Charts soared, influencers bragged, and Bob felt like he’d discovered the secret recipe for wealth. He even told his dog, “DYDX is unstoppable!” $ASTER
But markets have moods. One gloomy week, trading volume started shrinking like jeans after a hot wash. Competitors launched shiny new platforms, and traders flocked elsewhere for better perks. DYDX’s price, once a proud skyscraper, began sliding down like a kid on a playground slide. $TRUMP
Bob refreshed his screen every five minutes, hoping for a miracle. Meanwhile, DYDX sat quietly, realizing its entire diet depended on the exchange buffet—and the buffet was closing early.
By Friday, Bob was Googling “How to explain token dependency to your parents” while DYDX wondered if loyalty points could save the day.
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