• A sitting US President launching a token • FTX going from empire to bankruptcy overnight • JPEGs minting out in minutes • $PEPE turning memes into billions • dogwifhat lighting up the Vegas Sphere • “Deploying more capital, steady lads” • Solana ripping to $295 • Blur farming wars • CZ pleading guilty • China banning crypto… again • AI tokens out of nowhere • “Mistakes were made in a wallet I control” • 10/10 liquidation days • Election hype candles • Random influencers nuking charts
