🤦♀️ The Crypto Couple: When Meme Coins Meet Reality
My Boyfriend (The
$DOGE Dreamer) vs. Me (The $BTC Therapist)
We just had a serious relationship talk. Here's how it went down:
Me: "Honey, the roof needs fixing, and our credit card bill is due."
Boyfriend (Staring intensely at the
$DOGE chart, currently trading sideways):
"Did you see the latest tweet? A famous personality just put a rocket emoji next to a picture of a Shiba Inu wearing a helmet! This is the signal! We are on the verge of the biggest DOGE pump in history! I'm moving our utility savings into it!"
Me (Holding a wrench and a calculator):
"The only utility we need right now is the one that keeps the rain out of the living room. Your 'signal' comes from a meme, and $SHIB isn't even done with its consolidation phase. Have you even looked at the BTC dominance chart?!"
Boyfriend:
"BTCはおじさんのコインだよ、ベイビー!私たちは指数関数的成長が必要なんだ!もし100倍を逃したら、私が計画したランボーのガレージは一生手に入らないよ!"
Me:
"もしまた犬のコインに家賃のお金を賭けたら、あなたが眠る場所はそのランボーのガレージだけ...それもあなたは買えないよ。ただ既存のバッグをHODLして、5分間テレグラムをチェックするのをやめて。"
📉 Trending Mood:
The Boyfriends: $
$DOGE と$SHIBに夢中で、常にイーロン・マスクが彼らを「月」にツイートすることを期待している。
The Girlfriends: $BTCと$ETHを静かに蓄積していて、安定が請求書(と屋根の修理)を支払うことを知っている。
Which one are you? Comment below! 👇
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