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THIS IS IT – THE REAL BULL RUN JUST STARTED! BTC TO OVER HALF A MILLION SOON! 🚀💥 $500,000+ incoming, buy now or cry forever! 🤡📈

BTC down -44% from ATH, alts bleeding 70–90%, Fear & Greed screaming extreme fear at 11… and guess what?

The hopium dealers are already in full clown mode, pumping the ultimate dream:
"This isn’t a crash – it’s the FINAL shakeout before the REAL bull run explodes! All-in at these levels, BTC to $500,000+ by EOY or next year! 🚀💎🙌"

"Paper hands will miss the biggest wealth transfer ever. Different this time™ – halving + Trump + ETFs + grandma’s crystal ball says $500k easy!"

"Healthy correction, fam! I already sold the top at 120k, now just chilling while you bleed 😇🤑 (spoiler: still down 80%, but shhh – $500k coming!)"

"Bottom confirmed! Buy the dip or regret forever! BTC over half a million soon – same dude who called bottom at -85% in 2022 and ghosted when it kept dumping"

These copy-paste clowns have been running the exact same script since 2011, now upgraded with "$500,000 BTC" as the new moon target.

Market in full bloodbath mode → maximum hopium dosage activated:

"THE REAL BULL RUN STARTS RIGHT NOW! Weak hands out, legends loading for $500k+!"

Million-dollar (or whatever’s left in your bags) question:

How many days until their “I told you so” threads drop after a 3% pump?
Or do they just vanish into thin air if we hit 45k instead of half a mil? 😂🔥

How many of these “REAL BULL RUN + $500k BTC” posts flooded your feed today? Drop your clown count below! 🤡🧮

#BearMarketTherapy #RealBullRun #HopiumDealers #BitcoinTo500k #BuyTheDipOrCry #BinanceSquare #ClownMarket #SameShitDifferentCycle 💣🐻📉🤡🚀