cryptopanicmode
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daily meme task ._.
CryptoCPIWatch days are like horror movie premieres for crypto traders.
CPI goes up 0.1% and everyone suddenly becomes an economist with a minor in panic. 📉💀
Trader 1: “CPI is down! We moon now!” 🚀
Trader 2: “CPI is up by 0.2%, we’re all doomed. Sell everything.” 😭
Me: refreshing CryptoCPIWatch every 3 seconds like it's my heartbeat monitor 💓📱
Honestly, I don’t check the weather anymore.
I just check CryptoCPIWatch—because if inflation’s hot, my portfolio’s not. 🔥📉
#CryptoCPIWatch #CryptoHumor #MacroAffectsMyBag #InflationNation #CryptoPanicMode #TradersBeLike #CryptoAnxiety #RefreshCPIRefresh
daily meme task ._.
CryptoCPIWatch days are like horror movie premieres for crypto traders.
CPI goes up 0.1% and everyone suddenly becomes an economist with a minor in panic. 📉💀
Trader 1: “CPI is down! We moon now!” 🚀
Trader 2: “CPI is up by 0.2%, we’re all doomed. Sell everything.” 😭
Me: refreshing CryptoCPIWatch every 3 seconds like it's my heartbeat monitor 💓📱
Honestly, I don’t check the weather anymore.
I just check CryptoCPIWatch—because if inflation’s hot, my portfolio’s not. 🔥📉
#CryptoCPIWatch #CryptoHumor #MacroAffectsMyBag #InflationNation #CryptoPanicMode #TradersBeLike #CryptoAnxiety #RefreshCPIRefresh
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