Blinking is now officially too slow for NEAR
Are you still out there making a cup of coffee while waiting for your "next-gen" blockchain to process a single transaction, or do you actually value your sanity in this fast-paced crypto circus? โ
Itโs truly adorable how some people enjoy staring at a spinning loading wheel like itโs a high-art installation, but NEAR Protocol clearly didn't get the memo about being slow and painful. ๐
With a block time of just 1.2 seconds, itโs honestly quite rude how it doesn't give you enough time to even regret your latest meme coin purchase before the deal is done. ๐จ
Why settle for a network that moves like a tired turtle when you can have something thatโs basically telepathic? ๐ขโ
Itโs getting harder to justify those long wait times when NEAR is out here acting like itโs fueled by pure caffeine and desperation to be the fastest kid on the block. โก๏ธ๐คก
The "tragedy" here is that NEAR completes transactions almost instantly, leaving absolutely zero room for the traditional crypto-bro drama of refreshing the explorer a thousand times. ๐$BTC
Weโre talking about 1.2 secondsโliterally faster than most people can form a coherent thought about what theyโre doing with their life savings. ๐ง ๐ธ
Itโs almost like the developers forgot that weโre supposed to suffer through high fees and endless congestion just to prove weโre "real" degens. ๐ก๏ธ Instead, we get this smooth, boring, instant finality that makes the whole experience feel dangerously easy. ๐ $FIL
Honestly, itโs a bit of a slap in the face to the "waiting room" enthusiasts who thrive on the suspense of "pending" status. ๐ I guess we just have to find a new hobby since we can't blame network lag anymore! ๐ค
I guess we all just have to accept that the era of the "transaction nap" is officially over thanks to this ridiculous speed. ๐ด๐ซ
If youโre the type of person who misses the thrill of wondering if your funds are lost in the void for twenty minutes, NEAR is definitely not the place for you. ๐
Itโs just too fast, too efficient, and way too eager to get things moving while the rest of the market is still trying to put its shoes on. ๐
Maybe we should petition for a "slow mode" just so we can feel something again, because this level of speed is almost making crypto feel... functional? ๐ฑ
How dare they bring logic into this chaotic casino weโve built for ourselves! ๐ฐ
So keep your slow chains and your grey hairs; Iโll be over here finishing trades before youโve finished reading this. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ