Returning home for the New Year · A true dialogue between father and son

Dad: You better not mess around with those virtual currencies anymore. After all these years, can you honestly say you’ve made any money?

Me: (silently opens my account, staring at a sea of green, unable to speak for a long time)

Dad: (proudly pulls out his phone) Guess what my success rate was last year in the A-shares short-term trading?

Me: (eyes lighting up) 100%?!

Dad: (waving his hand, with a humble expression) It’s not that exaggerated, more like 90%. This thing requires skill; ordinary people can’t learn it, so don’t mess with it.

Me: (standing still, internally hit a thousand times, completely silent)