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$U /USDT 🚀😂
$1.0001 | +0.01% | 24h High: 1.0072
Life-changing pump detected 😱
Whales retired, bears liquidated $U
#MarketRebound #StrategyBTCPurchase
#U #Stablecoin #CryptoTroll

Hey bhangi!!!!

🧠💸 BlackRock Bought the Dip — But You Still Think It’s a Scam?

Let me get this straight:

BlackRock just dropped $2.5 BILLION into $BTC

Their Bitcoin ETF (IBIT) is printing inflows like a DeFi farm in 2021

Goldman Sachs is aping in — over $1.4B in IBIT

ETH ETF with in-kind redemptions? Already filed.

Meanwhile, you're out here tweeting “crypto is dead” from your Robinhood app like it’s still 2022. 😂

Here’s the real alpha:

The same suits who called Bitcoin a Ponzi are now quietly buying more than your entire market cap bag.

“Decentralized finance!” you scream —

But guess what?

TradFi owns your bags now.

If you’re not front-running the institutions, congrats — you ARE the exit liquidity.

🧊 Cold truth: BlackRock doesn’t care about your memes.

🔥 Hot take: They’ll own half of crypto before you even finish your next thread on Solana vs Ethereum.

So tell us, frens:

Are you building for freedom or just hodling for BlackRock's portfolio?

#Bitcoin #BlackRock #CryptoTroll

🚀 $KERNEL /USDT – The Kernel About to Pop! 🍿
KERNEL just refused to stay quiet — holding strong at key supports like a boss around $0.188 – $0.195. The bulls clearly said “no more dips!” and are now warming up the rocket boosters for the next breakout phase.

💥 Volume starting to tick up, structure looks clean, and sentiment? 100% bullish vibes.

🎯 Trade Setup (LONG):

Entry: $0.1985

Target 1: $0.2200 ✅

Target 2: $0.2400 🚀

Target 3: $0.2600 🌕

Stop Loss: $0.1880 (below key support)


🧩 Key Levels:

Support Zones: $0.1950 / $0.1880

Resistance Zones: $0.2200 / $0.2400 / $0.2600


📊 Market Outlook:
The short-term trend is fully bullish, and once $0.220 breaks with solid volume, it could trigger a clean continuation wave. Every dip looks like a setup for another leg up — don’t sleep on this one.

😂 Meme Mode ON:
If $KERNEL breaks $0.220, popcorn’s on the house 🍿 — shorts might need a helmet!

#KERNEL #CryptoTrading #Altcoins #LongSignal #Binance #BullishSetup #CryptoTroll

📉 Meme coins when Bitcoin hits ATH:
🫠🫠🫠

Bitcoin: 🚀🌕 "I’m breaking records!"
Meme coins: 🐶🦊🐸 "Wait for us bro… we're still trying to trend on Twitter."

Investors:

BTC holders: 💰😎

Meme coin holders: 🥲 🤡🤡 Still HODLing like it's 2021

Moral of the story:
“You bought memes. Bitcoin made history.” 😂

#bitcoin #meme_coin #MemeCoins #ATH #CryptoTroll #100sats

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#MemeWatch2024
#Crypto_Jobs🎯 #CryptoTroll #BTC #PEPE‏
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🚀 $KERNEL /USDT – The core is about to explode! 🍿
KERNEL has just refused to stay quiet — holding strong at key supports around $0.188 – $0.195. Bulls have clearly stated "no more pullbacks!" and are now warming up the rocket boosters for the next breakout phase.
💥 Volume is starting to rise, the structure looks clean, and the sentiment? 100% bullish vibes.
🎯 Trading Setup (LONG):
Entry: $0.1985
Target 1: $0.2200 ✅
Target 2: $0.2400 🚀
Target 3: $0.2600 🌕
Stop-loss: $0.1880 (below key support)
🧩 Key Levels:
Support Zones: $0.1950 / $0.1880
Resistance Zones: $0.2200 / $0.2400 / $0.2600
📊 Market Overview:
The short-term trend is fully bullish, and once $0.220 breaks with significant volume, it could trigger a clean continuation wave. Every dip looks like a setup for another rise — don’t sleep on this.
😂 Meme Mode ENABLED:
If $KERNEL breaks $0.220, popcorn on the house 🍿 — shorts might need a helmet!
#KERNEL #CryptoTrading #Altcoins #LongSignal #Binance #BullishSetup #CryptoTroll
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