Why did the crypto trader cross the road? 🚶♂️💨,
To get to the other side of the Green Candle! 📈🚀.
🎭 The Crypto Comedy Hour
Me: "I'm only investing in high-utility, serious projects now" 🧐.
Also Me: Sees a token named after a desert vegetable up 39% 🌵💸.
"Is this... financial freedom?" 🤡.
🎨 The "To The Moon" Masterpiece
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