samenarrativeseverycycle

Market crash? Time for... the same 47 tweets as last time! 🔄📉🤡

Scene after every >20% dump:
That same dude who was yelling "to the moon 🚀" yesterday now drops a 12-thread essay: "WHY THIS IS THE END OF CRYPTO" (copy-pasted from 2022, 2018, and 2014) 📜🔥

Influencer with 500k followers: "This is just a healthy correction... buy the dip... but I already sold the top, sorry fam 😇💸"

The eternal conspiracy guy: "This is manipulation by big players / Fed / whales / Trump / CZ / Binance / your mom" 🐳🕵️‍♂️

Macro bro: "Correlation with stocks is now 0.99, crypto is dead" (like it wasn’t the exact same narrative last cycle) 📊💀

And the classic: "If you're not buying now, you'll never get another 100x chance" (said by the same guy who called it at -70% in 2022) 📈🙄
The million-dollar question (or whatever's left in the portfolio):
If all these geniuses are day-and-night reposting the exact same stuff after every crash...
does that mean someone’s finally gonna refund our money? Or at least give us a hopium refund? 😂💨🤑

Because if "this is the bottom" is copy-paste every cycle, maybe "refund incoming" is next.

Who's ready for the next identical "Why This Crash Is Different™" thread? 🙋‍♂️🔄

#CryptoTwitter #BearMarketTherapy #SameNarrativesEveryCycle #HopiumRefund #BinanceSquare 💣🐻📉