whenmoonbecomespluto

Ah, Binance Square crew, imagine the glorious day Bitcoin finally hits $0.00 – the ultimate "to the moon... and then straight into the void" moment we've all been secretly preparing for.

Picture this: Your portfolio? A beautiful, pristine zero. No more red candles stressing you out – just one eternal green flatline of peace. Altcoins? They already committed ... months ago, memecoins are just sad JPEG ghosts floating in the blockchain graveyard, and even stablecoins are like "wait, we're supposed to be stable... relative to what now?"

Exchanges shut down trading because there's literally nothing left to trade. Miners turn their ASICs into space heaters (finally useful!). Satoshi wakes up from his 17-year nap, checks the price, and just tweets one emoji: 💀

But hey, silver lining – your HODL finally paid off: you can now proudly say you owned 1 full Bitcoin when it was worth exactly as much as that pizza someone bought for 10,000 BTC back in 2010. Full circle, baby!

So tell me, when BTC officially becomes worthless air money, will you:

A) Frame your last wallet screenshot as motivational art?

B) Start a new religion worshiping the Great Zero?

C) Just quietly delete the apps and pretend 2017–2026 was a fever dream?

Place your bets... oh wait, betting markets already crashed too. 😂

#BitcoinToZero #CryptoApocalypse #HODLToNothing #WhenMoonBecomesPluto