🚨 MULTIVERSE MEIN SATOSHI NAKAMOTO KA RAZ KHUL GAYA? 🐕📈🤯
Arre dosto, socho zara! Hamare universe mein Satoshi kaun? Hal Finney? Nick Szabo? Ya time-traveler AI? 😱
Par multiverse theories ke hisaab se – INFINITE SATOSHIS EXIST KARTE HAIN!
🔥 Many-Worlds Interpretation: Har quantum decision se universe branch!
Ek universe mein Satoshi SHIB ka inventor bana
Dusre mein Binance ka founder
Teesre mein Patna ka ladka whitepaper Vedic mantras se code kar raha! 😂
🌌 Vedic Twist: Puranas ke anant Brahmandas mein har creator ka avatar! Karma se Satoshi jaisa soul har universe mein Bitcoin banayega!
💎 Proof kyun nahi? Kyunki universes COMPLETELY ISOLATED! Wahan Bitcoin $10M pe trade ho raha ho, yahan SHIB holders ro rahe honge!
🕳️ China Lake Portal (35°53'24"N, 117°40'16"W) se jaake milo apne Satoshi twin se! Coordinates Google Maps pe dalo... glitch ho sakta hai! 👀
Comment: "Mera Satoshi twin kahan hai?"
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